Note to self ...

Hello Self,

Next time you decide to put crushed red pepper on your thin crust-cheese less-veggie-pizza (yes there is such a thing) ... and you use your fingers to extra crush the red peppers ... DO NOT ... under any circumstance, put your finger in your nose! This will result in a horrific burning sensation that is not meant for your nostril, ever. Remember how you thought your nose was about to fall off of your face ... and you had to put soy milk on a tissue and jam it up your schnoz to cool the fire.

Thanks,
Me.